Monday, July 15, 2013

Efficiency of 40 Point Games 2.0

Introduction

A year ago, I looked at the efficiency of 40 point games from Kobe Bryant in his recent seasons (from 2008-09 to the present) and compared to the rest of the league. He had been on a binge of 40 point games, causing the media to predictably overreact and namely him an MVP candidate and one of the best players of all-time due to his scoring at an advanced age with serious mileage. However, he had also hijacked the offense and made it his own, for better or worse. Some critics mentioned how with Bynum and Gasol on the team there was no need for Kobe to jack up shots at a historical level, which is a valid consideration with Kobe's career low shooting percentages at the time and how he's using a higher percentage of his team's possessions than all but the four highest seasons all-time.

But what is the nature of these high-scoring games? Are most of these from players selfishly throwing up shots to pad their point totals? Or are 40 point games where the player hurts his team from shooting inefficiently rare? The answer about the nature of 40 point games in the modern NBA is complicated with surprising results. These bursts of scoring, buoyed by singular talent, have more to tell than what would seem.

Methodology

A simple and effective way to evaluate shooting efficiency is true-shooting percentage. For those who are unsure about what makes it true, it's basically a field-goal percentage adjusted for three pointers and one that counts most free throws as a shot attempt. Just imagine two throws equating to one shot attempt. This is true in many cases where a player is fouled while taking a shot but misses the attempt, which doesn't count as a field goal in the box score if he misses. However, there are free throws that are not tied to a possession the same way. Technical free throws are not counted in the calculation, and the same is true for and-1's fouls (where a player makes a shot but goes to the line for a free throw) and other situations. In the vast majority of cases, the number of non-shot attempt free throws is estimated from the league average for true-shooting percentage. As you can see in the formula below, instead of .5 (because two free throws equals one shot attempt) .44 is used.

TS% = PTS / ( 2*(FGA + .44*FTA.) )

Using basketball-reference's website, every 40 point and over game from the 1985-86 season to the present with playoff games included was imported into a spreadsheet. If you think playoff games shouldn't count, the below graphs show how those games have the same distribution as the ones in the regular season. If you worry that true-shooting percentage has changed too much in the past compared to the present game, don't fret -- the average TS% of the 40 point games from the 1986-1999 seasons was 67.77 compared to 67.73 for 1999 to 2012.  The efficiency has been going down slightly, but the pace has been slow enough that any adjustment for year would not be worth the time to undertake it.

Results

With nearly 28 seasons including playoffs and 1861 different 40 point games, there's enough data to play around with and locate trends. The first important result is the average TS% of the 40 point games -- 68.6. For reference, the Heat are leading the league with a TS% of 58.8, and Tyson Chandler broke the record for single season TS% set by Artis Gilmore with 70.8. The average TS% for 40 point games would be eighth all-time on the single season chart. So yes, that means the average 40 point game would be historically great for a season even for a role player. In fact, only 4.8% of the games are below 55 TS%, which is typically a little over the season total average, and just 0.97% are below 50 TS%, which is truly inefficient.

As you can see in the graph below, there's an obvious pattern to these games: a triangle is created. Somehow, the more points you score, the more likely your shooting efficiency will be close to the mean of every 40 point game. On one level this is not surprising. When you score more points you're taking more shots, and with more shots there's less random variation. However, that doesn't completely explain how sharp the pattern is, and there's also the matter of why the average is such an efficient game.



The ultimate point of the graph is to study the pattern of the 40 point games. There does appear to be a range of possible values, and there are a mechanisms that create this triangle. One limit to high scoring game is the number of shots possible. True-shooting percentage is calculated by by assuming free throws are attempts too, and the highest number of "true-shots" recorded was 54.8. The more shots you take, the more attention you receive, and the more you freeze out your teammates. Conversely, thanks to regression to the mean, the more shots you take, the less likely you're able to keep a high shooting efficiency. But you also won't make the 40 point list if your shooting efficiency is low. Those factors are important in understanding the "frontier" or boundary lines, which are used to shape the triangle  (Frontier lines in terms of volume and efficiency were first discussed by EvanZ.) 

To study this further, it's wise to do more plotting to visualize the data better. The graph below shows the relationship between shot attempts and efficiency for all 40 point games. The red line separates all 40 point games from lower scoring ones. Obviously, as your shot attempts increase, your efficiency decreases. It's a deceptively beautiful graph because the further away from the 40 point boundary line you are, the more points you scored: that's why the dots are all in perfect curved lines. Also, remember this is only showing the 40 point games, so this would only be a slice of all possible games; we're looking at the extremes here.


Plotting points or shot attempts against TS% is problematic in that TS% already has those terms encoded in itself (consider the definition of TS%: points/true-shot attempts.) Looking at true-shot attempts versus points, there's a boundary line for highly efficient scoring games. The line represents the minimum number of shot attempts to score a certain amount of points. (There's still that mysterious dot to the left of the boundary line at 46 points, but I'll discuss that later.) This isn't a perfect system because there aren't enough super high-scoring games to judge the boundary line at those limits, but a decent estimate for helping judge which ones are truly efficient and special high-scoring games and which ones are normal.



Bringing this back to the original graph, I extrapolated the boundary line from the graph above to the one below, as well as adding a line for low efficiency. The high efficiency line is non-linear here, but remember this was transformed from true-shot attempts. (Previously, I created the high-efficiency line by looking at the change in standard deviation as points increased, so I have found a non-linear pattern using another technique.) The lines can be used to locate truly impressive scoring frenzies. Examining the lines, there's also the obvious question of where they intersect, as this in a sense is an estimate of the highest theoretical point total possible. I've left the intersection off the graph to build up some suspense here: they intersect almost exactly at 90 points. This would, to reiterate, be the estimated limit for the highest possible points based on 40 point game data from 1986 to 2013. Kobe Bryant has one last life goal to cross off.



You can also compare players and their 40 point games. Jordan, obviously, is the master here: the highest average points but only a decent efficiency. One observation is that extremely high scorers like Kobe and Jordan have a lot of low efficiency 40 point games because they take so many shots that they could simply have a slightly above average game and make the cut, while most players need an exceptional shooting night. A few players like Malone, Ewing, and Bird are extremely efficient when they do score 40. The most efficient 40 point scorers appear to be Cedric Ceballos, Ginobili, and Reggie Miller. Many feel that sometimes guys score to the detriment of their teammates and pass less often, but there are plenty of gaudy assist numbers in the table. LeBron, for example, averages over 7 assists, while a few point guards somehow manage to average over 10 assists. (My favorite observation is that Tim Duncan averages more assists than Monta Ellis in 40 point games, even though Monta's career average is significantly higher.) But a further examination of 40 point games, efficiency, turnovers, and assists will be covered in a later study.

(Here's a random note: the only playoffs without a 40 point game was 1999, the year of the dominating Spurs twin towers defense and the Knicks making it to the finals without Ewing.)


Player
40 point games
PPG
TS%
TOV
APG
Date of first 40 point game
Date of last 40 point game
Michael Jordan
204
45.5
64.1
2.8
5.1
4/17/1986
2/21/2003
Kobe Bryant
133
44.8
63.0
3.2
4.3
3/12/2000
4/10/2013
Allen Iverson
89
44.7
61.3
3.7
6.2
4/7/1997
12/5/2007
Shaquille O'Neal
61
42.8
65.4
2.7
2.7
2/16/1993
2/27/2009
LeBron James
60
44.4
67.2
3.7
7.2
3/27/2004
6/7/2012
Dominique Wilkins
57
44.6
64.1
3.0
3.1
11/1/1985
12/17/1994
Tracy McGrady
49
44.0
63.5
2.9
5.0
12/2/2000
5/2/2008
Karl Malone
48
43.1
70.4
3.6
3.0
2/4/1988
3/12/2003
Hakeem Olajuwon
42
42.8
64.9
3.5
3.7
11/5/1985
3/29/1997
Dwyane Wade
39
43.1
66.0
3.9
5.9
4/14/2005
5/24/2012
Larry Bird
35
43.5
68.3
3.3
6.7
11/27/1985
3/15/1992
Vince Carter
34
43.8
67.3
2.8
4.4
1/14/2000
2/8/2010
Carmelo Anthony
33
43.2
67.8
2.4
3.1
3/30/2004
4/5/2013
Patrick Ewing
32
42.9
70.5
3.4
2.4
12/13/1986
1/19/1996
Kevin Durant
31
42.6
70.2
3.1
3.1
4/16/2008
4/27/2013
Gilbert Arenas
30
44.0
69.4
3.9
5.6
3/23/2003
12/18/2009
Charles Barkley
26
43.3
73.3
3.6
3.3
12/13/1986
11/29/1997
Dirk Nowitzki
25
43.2
69.9
2.4
2.5
5/14/2001
4/16/2012
Paul Pierce
24
42.5
68.3
3.4
3.7
11/24/2000
12/19/2012
David Robinson
23
44.3
68.7
3.4
3.4
3/2/1990
4/28/1996
Clyde Drexler
23
42.3
71.4
2.6
6.7
3/14/1986
11/5/1997
Amare Stoudemire
22
42.5
71.4
2.6
2.2
1/2/2005
3/4/2011
Alex English
19
43.7
66.8
3.1
4.5
10/25/1985
3/10/1989
Ray Allen
16
43.3
75.0
2.8
4.3
4/18/1998
4/30/2009
Glen Rice
16
43.3
74.0
2.1
2.6
4/11/1992
5/5/1999
Stephon Marbury
16
42.1
69.7
2.8
8.4
2/17/1999
3/30/2007
Dale Ellis
15
43.6
70.2
2.4
2.6
1/21/1987
4/19/1990
Joe Dumars
14
42.0
74.0
2.9
4.1
4/18/1989
11/8/1995
Bernard King
13
45.6
62.2
3.9
4.5
4/4/1989
3/6/1991
Tom Chambers
13
44.2
67.1
2.7
2.6
3/10/1987
3/24/1990
Michael Redd
12
43.8
70.1
1.9
3.0
1/21/2004
1/16/2009
Latrell Sprewell
12
43.1
69.5
3.3
4.9
2/10/1994
3/14/2002
Reggie Miller
12
42.3
77.3
1.7
2.8
1/10/1990
4/24/2001
Jerry Stackhouse
10
43.5
64.9
4.3
3.7
3/8/2000
1/23/2002
Chris Bosh
10
41.2
68.5
2.0
3.0
2/7/2007
11/3/2012
Monta Ellis
9
43.8
69.8
3.9
4.0
4/1/2009
2/7/2012
Tim Duncan
9
43.4
66.4
3.6
4.2
12/9/1999
4/19/2008
Mitch Richmond
9
42.2
71.8
3.2
5.0
3/4/1989
2/13/1997
Chris Mullin
9
42.2
68.6
2.9
3.9
11/12/1988
12/28/1992
Kevin Martin
8
44.9
75.4
3.0
3.3
12/21/2006
1/5/2011
Jamal Crawford
8
44.8
71.4
2.6
4.4
12/27/2003
12/20/2008
Antawn Jamison
8
44.5
69.6
1.5
1.9
12/3/2000
11/24/2007
Jeff Malone
8
43.0
71.8
2.3
3.6
1/19/1986
11/28/1992
Jason Richardson
8
41.5
69.0
2.0
3.8
4/16/2002
4/22/2010
Michael Adams
7
43.7
66.3
4.4
10.0
12/26/1990
11/2/1991
Adrian Dantley
7
43.1
72.6
3.3
4.1
11/15/1985
11/21/1987
Kevin Johnson
7
42.9
67.3
3.0
10.1
12/3/1988
5/20/1995
Magic Johnson
7
42.6
64.1
4.1
8.4
12/23/1986
5/8/1991
Chuck Person
7
42.4
70.9
3.0
3.9
2/11/1987
2/19/1992
Isiah Thomas
7
41.7
64.1
3.7
8.4
1/2/1988
4/9/1993
Mark Aguirre
7
41.3
64.7
3.1
3.4
11/2/1985
1/11/1989
Manu Ginobili
6
43.5
77.3
2.3
6.0
1/21/2005
4/2/2010
Ben Gordon
6
43.2
74.9
3.2
4.2
12/27/2006
3/21/2012
Dwight Howard
6
42.7
70.3
4.3
1.7
2/17/2009
1/12/2012
Richard Hamilton
6
42.7
68.7
2.7
4.0
3/14/2001
12/27/2006
Gary Payton
6
41.8
67.1
1.2
8.0
2/15/2000
12/4/2002
Nick Van Exel
6
41.7
68.1
2.3
7.7
2/20/1995
5/10/2003
Joe Johnson
6
40.5
69.1
3.0
8.0
1/28/2006
12/19/2009
Jamal Mashburn
5
45.4
62.7
4.4
4.4
11/12/1994
3/26/2003
Tony Parker
5
44.6
68.0
2.4
8.8
4/25/2008
2/4/2012
Brandon Roy
5
43.6
71.5
1.8
3.6
12/18/2008
3/11/2010
Glenn Robinson
5
43.0
72.3
3.2
3.0
12/7/1996
2/25/2001
Chris Webber
5
42.8
62.6
2.8
5.2
12/27/1995
3/9/2001
Scottie Pippen
5
42.2
75.7
3.0
4.0
2/23/1991
2/18/1997
Grant Hill
5
42.2
64.1
3.6
7.0
2/8/1999
1/8/2000
Russell Westbrook
5
42.2
63.5
3.0
6.6
11/26/2010
6/19/2012
Cedric Ceballos
5
42.0
77.7
3.8
1.2
3/9/1993
4/15/1995
Chris Paul
5
42.0
68.8
2.2
8.6
12/7/2007
4/10/2009
Tim Hardaway
5
41.8
68.0
3.8
11.6
1/18/1991
3/7/1997
Mike Bibby
5
41.6
67.0
2.0
4.8
2/4/2005
1/29/2006
David West
5
40.8
67.2
2.2
2.2
11/16/2007
2/26/2010
Gerald Wallace
5
40.6
67.3
2.0
2.4
3/28/2006
3/27/2011

Discussion

In sterile data, outliers have no personality; they're just grubby data points that screw up your model. However, in basketball these are interesting stories. The greatest outlier here in terms of efficiency is on the far right of the graph shown above. Not only is the TS% incendiary at 103.8, but the point total is decent as well -- 46 points. This is 8.3 TS% better than the boundary line. Who is it? The answer is a little tricky to guess right away, but once you see it he's not surprising.

The answer of course is Gilbert Arenas. A 103.8 TS% meant he averaged over two points per shot when including free throws as shots. It's also 2.9 points per field goal attempt. 13/16 from the field, 7/10 with his three's, and 13/14 from the line. Let me enforce how amazing that is -- whenever he takes a shot, including drawing a foul, he's on average scoring 2.1 points, so if he pulled up for a midrange jumper and made it that would actually bring his efficiency down. The other three guys with 100 or over TS% scored 40, 40, and 41 points respectively -- Jeff Hornacek who was 8/8 on his three's, Paul Pierce last season with 13/16 from the field and perfect from the line with six three's, and Terry Porter with 12/14 from the field and 13/14 from the line in the playoffs. Arenas destroyed New York that night.

The punchline? He only played 30 minutes.


The other outlier (outside of the boundary lines) for the dubious honor of least efficient 40 point game -- and it's not even close -- since 1986 goes to none other than Kobe Bryant. His TS% was downright abysmal at 40.9 with 41 points; it was 4.9 TS% below the boundary line. He was 17/47 from the field -- yes, he took 47 shots including eight from three point range, which he all missed. Luckily, he was perfect from the line at 7/7; he could have easily been worse. To top it off he had 5 turnovers in the loss to Boston. I need to reiterate something: 47 shots is an insane number, especially when you aren't hitting anything. For comparison, when he scored 81 against Toronto he had only 46 field goals -- yes, he took more field goals scoring 41 points than 81. The rest of his team took 48 field goals. The highest number of field goals in this period was 49 from Michael Jordan in his 64 point game against Orlando. So was it a recent Kobe game where he's hobbled but still shooting, his ego outweighing his conscience? No, it was in 2002, and yes, Shaq did not play. Plus it was in overtime. Does that excuse his chucking? Of course not ... or, well, it does partly when you see who else was playing. Here's the box score.

Another game of note is one from Donyell Marshall. He's the one tied for the record for three pointers in one game. Despite hitting 12 three pointers he failed to eclipse 40 points and somehow only scored 38. If you don't believe me check here. A three-point specialist can't be defined any better than that. At the other end of the spectrum is Malone's scoring outburst versus the Bucks where he scored 61 points in only 33 minutes. He was one of the filled-in dots on the boundary line since he was 21/26 from the field and an incredible 19/23 from the line. He also had 18 rebounds and his team nearly won by 50. In terms of points per minute, he was still behind two Kobe games -- 81 point and the game where he outscored Dallas through three quarters -- but he was third among all 40 point games, just ahead of a Sleepy Floyd game where he scored 40 points in 24 minutes.

I almost glossed over Jordan, but you can't ignore his dominance. He has more 40 point games in the playoffs (38) than nine other players since 1986. He has only two less total than LeBron James, Karl Malone, Larry Bird, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Dirk Nowitzki combined. Although Wilt had 271 (in the regular season,) Jordan amassed his in a more modern game with better defense while also retiring three different times.

Conclusion

Studying the efficiency of 40 point games you can see a beautiful pattern underlying all the data. These aren't all shot-chuckers demanding the ball so they can pad their totals. If you hit 40 points, it's likely because you're shooting well. That sounds obvious, but there's more to that -- the more points you score the narrower your window of shooting efficiency is. It's a delicate balance between forcing shots to drop your percentage and getting enough attempts to score more points, and outliers are indeed rare. Jordan does own the most games with 40 points, but Malone is the master at efficiency for players with 40 or more such games with Durant hot on his tail, and Iverson the dubious distinction of the least efficient even when you look at players with only 5 such games (Zach Randolph has three games of 40 points with a 56.1 TS%.)

Even Iverson has higher TS% in those games than most players do for a season. If you score 40 points, it's because your performance has elevated enough above the surface due to your shot attempts and good efficiency, which are both inextricably linked to bound each other at higher point totals. And different players have different peaks, some experiencing 40 point games as barely a blip in the season like Jordan while others can only visit one after a lucky barrage of three's. Nonetheless, from 1986 to the present day the pattern has remained the same, consistently conforming these special games by mechanisms unseen.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Ironmen in the NBA for 2012-13

In a game where giant athletes are constantly moving, changing directions, and jumping, injuries are commonplace, and even in a league where players use private jets back-to-back games or four games in five nights cause a lot of distress on a body. Few players are able to play every single game consistently, season after season. A.C. Green famously played 1192 consecutive games (1336 including playoffs, which are strangely ignored), creating an impossible standard of durability. Consecutive game leaderboards are hard to find for the NBA, so I made one of my own.

A year removed from a compressed lockout season and a 2013 season where many ironmen like Tayshaun Prince, Brook Lopez, and Westbrook had injuries, few are left standing without a missed game in two years.


Consecutive games
With playoffs
Last season of missed game
Andre Miller
843
895
2003 (1)
Tyler Hansbrough
186
220
2011
OJ Mayo
174
194
2011
DeAndre Jordan
158
175
2011
Omer Asik
230
160
2011/Never (3)
Klay Thompson
148
160
Never
Luis Scola
148
148
2011
Kemba Walker
148
148
Never
Russell Westbrook
394
0
2013/Never (2)
1) Technically missed a game in 2011, but this was a suspension, not an injury. If you count the suspension, then it's 228 in a row with playoffs and 209 without.
2) Received an injury in the 2013 playoffs and had never missed a game before that.
3) Missed a playoff game in 2011 after breaking his hand, but has never missed a regular season game.

Unfortunately, there's no clear-cut ironman. I don't think Andre Miller's suspension should count because in the spirit of the title it doesn't matter if the league decides to suspend you one game for knocking over Blake Griffin; you're still an ironman. In fact, Andre Miller played through a separated shoulder just so he didn't miss another game. If you count Andre Miller, he blows everyone out of the water.

Russell Westbrook was the heir apparent to Miller and reportedly hadn't missed a game since junior high, but after running into Patrick Beverley he suffered a torn meniscus. If you only count the regular season, he's still king, while Omer Asik has also never missed a regular season game (he had a fractured tibia in the 2011 playoffs.) And as yet another sidenote, Scola has never missed a game except for the 2011 season. He's one ironman people rarely think of, and like Andre Miller his ground-based game probably protects him from sustaining injuries.

Otherwise the official ironman of the NBA after the 2013 season is ... Tyler Hansbrough with 220 in a row.

Rookies who didn't miss a game:
Damian Lillard
Kyle Singler

Full list of players who didn't miss a regular season game:
Brandon Bass (1)
Andray Blatche
Corey Brewer
Jimmy Butler
DeMar DeRozan
Monta Ellis
Randy Foye
Alonzo Gee
Jeff Green (1)
Tyler Hansbrough (1)
Spencer Hawes
DeAndre Jordan
Damian Lillard
Jeremy Lin (2)
Robin Lopez
O.J. Mayo
Andre Miller
Markieff Morris
Lamar Odom
Tayshaun Prince
Luke Ridnour
Nate Robinson
Luis Scola
Kyle Singler
Jason Thompson
Klay Thompson
Tristan Thompson
Evan Turner
Kemba Walker
Russell Westbrook (2)

(1) Played only 81 games in the regular season, but one game was canceled due to the fallout of the Boston marathon shooting.
(2) Missed playoff game(s).

Saturday, June 29, 2013

2013 Draft: Running Diary

In honor of Bill Simmons as an inexplicable participant in the draft, after years of making fun of everyone involved in the process, here's a running diary I wrote during the draft, which turned out to be one of the most entertaining ever.

No one's sure of anything that will happen in this draft. The Cavs keep pushing for trades to leave the fog of confusion.

Jalen Rose is really excited about Alex Len's 9' 2" reach and how that can protect the rim, which is pretty much average for an NBA center. (In fact, I found the average standing reach in the 2012 season was 9' 1.4" to 1.7", depending on what you do with power forwards who play center.) Um, Noel's standing reach is 9' 2" and he blocked almost twice as many shots.

Bill Simmons continues his love affair with Oladipo. Somehow his worst case scenario is Tony Allen, arguably the best perimeter defender in the league. So Oladipo is likely the best perimeter defender ever ... ? He's also a junior and few seem to talk about his age.

Magic found a nice center in Vucevic and a big small forward in Tobias Harris. Shame that the top prospects are Porter and Noel. Not sure you want to play Noel and Vucevic at the same time.

You'd think that by now people would realize offense is less important for centers, but people are still enamored with centers who can score even at low levels versus small, inferior players in college.

I'm glad these guys went to college so we can see them struggle to memorize simple lines for a commercial.

Bill Simmons is on the draft panel ... Battier is interviewing guys ... the NBA draft has gone meta and will fold into itself and burst into a white light.

Stern has become Emperor Palpatine, but he's done a lot for the game: when he took over, the league was hemorrhaging money and far from okay, and now it's a healthy, internationally-loved game.

Since the weird Waiters pick and the circus they brought to the draft lottery ping-pong ball tournament, I have no idea what Cleveland will do.

1: Cleveland Cavaliers (wow)

The Cavs select ... wait, what?

What?

In basketball, if one guy is too light and the other guy is too heavy, you want the guy with weight problems (too fat), right?

Couldn't they have gotten Anthony Bennett a few picks down? Why would you take him number one?

Battier says he's joining elite company: "Jabbar. Magic. LeBron. Bennett." How about, "Kwame. Olowakandi. Bargnani?"

Chad Ford had Bennett going 8th.

Cavs are scared of Noel's injury problems, but not Varejao's? What are they going to do at center?

(Edit: going by the average position measurements, Bennett is actually an inch short for power forward and his wingspan is two inches too short. His wingspan is actually near average for a small forward. He's definitely small for a power forward, and he can't guard the perimeter -- and let's not forget his weight problem.)

2: Orlando Magic (Victor Oladipo)

The Magic take the guy who put up disappointing numbers in his first two seasons.

Was Oladipo doing the robot during his player introduction thing?

Oladipo is bringing shame to the Magic. Sounds great! (Note: in an interview, he really did say he was bringing shame to the Magic -- shame that other people doubted him.)

Stern turned into a wrestling heel, and I think he enjoys it.

3: Washington Wizards (Otto Porter)

Wizards had an easy pick: they had a big hole at small forward, and now they have a do-everything big wing.

Otto Porter played against family members instead of participating in the AAU. He apparently had problems shutting down Aunt Eloise.

Otto spelled backwards is "Otto!"

Wizards, if healthy, have an intriguing team. They could sneak into the sixth or even fifth playoff slot now.

4: Charlotte Bobcats (Cody Zeller)

Cody Zeller at the 4 pick? Over Noel? What's happening?

Cody Zeller looks like the next David Lee. Take that as you will.

ESPN keeps calling him a center, but most agree he's a power forward because he has short arms and doesn't rebound or block shots too well. But, you know, ESPN also listed Kenneth Faried as a small forward.

Chad Ford had Zeller going 10th to the Blazers, and I hated that pick. But Charlotte takes him at 4.

This draft has been more unpredictable than Upstream Color.

Now I'm really hoping Noel's knee meets the Phoenix Suns. It's destiny.

5: Phoenix Suns (Alex Len)

How could you ever think Alex Len is the better player? Noel had better stats! You can't even use the injury excuse. Alex Len had a stress fracture! What's happening?

Noel has the body of Anthony Davis, so I don't see New Orleans taking him. Kings have DeMarcus Cousins. Pistons have Drummond/Monroe. How far will Noel slide?

Phoenix has the renowned medical staff, and it's interesting they would pass on the injured Nerlens Noel. That doesn't bode well.

6: New Orleans Pelicans (Anthony Davis)

The only team where Noel isn't a good fit. Great. Great pick.

Noel and Davis are the exact same player on defense! Trade, right? I love Noel's defense, but two elite shotblockers who are too light to guard big guys in the low post? This makes no sense.

The only other guy in recent draft history with the same amount of blocks and steals as Noel was Anthony Davis. In total draft history? I'm not sure, but I think Olajuwon was one of the guys who came close.

7: Sacramento Kings (Ben McLemore)

McLemore is wearing the Brother Mouzone suit.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Detroit drafted Arvind Mahankali at this point.

76ers trading for Noel. This makes sense because they had so much good luck with Bynum's health.

Why are people worried about Noel's knee? I kept hearing about he was ahead of schedule. What are they not telling us?

8: Detroit Pistons (Kentavious Caldwell-Pope)

Pope goes to the Pistons ... the one player left I'm still sure about and one I wanted in Portland.

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Philadelphia sends Jrue Holiday and a first-round pick in 2014 to New Orleans for Noel, league source says.

Wow. Trading an all-star point guard? Big trade. (But an all-star designation in the east means less.)

(The funniest part about Woj being a time demon and foreseeing every major decision in the league is that he works for Yahoo!)

This will be the first time a Pope has ever visited Detroit.

By mock drafts, the three best players left are point guards, Burke and McCollum and Carter-Williams, which is great because the Timberwolves and Blazers really need point guards right now.

9: Minnesota Timberwolves (Trey Burke)

Wolves go with Burke, the best player available, and conjure memories of Kahn taking roughly 14 point guards in one draft night. Funny part is, they missed out on most of the best point guards like Stephen Curry and Lawson.

Why do you want a guy with a chip on his shoulder? Shoulder injuries are notoriously painful and long-lasting.

Burke will apparently be shipped to Utah, which makes too much sense for a Minnesota deal. The Jazz have quietly put together a fantastic young core.

10: Portland Blazers (CJ McCollum)

McCollum looks exactly like Lillard -- a mid-major senior guard about 6' 3" who shots well from outside.

Apparently everyone loves this pick and thinks this backcourt can work. Am I missing something?

11: Philadelphia 76ers (Michael Carter-Williams)

Philly takes Michael-Carter Williams, a guy who looks like a great prospects by most metrics except that he can't score at all in the half-court. Point guards who can't shoot can turn into liabilities sometimes.

Simmons going for the foolproof alpha dog argument. Obviously, it's easy to deduce whether or not someone is "alpha," and this is an important criterion in judging basketball skills. Beta dogs are known for bad pick and roll defense.

12: Oklahoma City Thunder (Steven Adams)

Thunder go for the Kiwi Steven Adams, a player clearly worth losing Harden for.

I don't know what to expect of a player from New Zealand.

The draft commentators keep talking about how charming Adams is. Are they hitting on him?

18 kids ... there's a joke about the mother's uterus and adamantium here.

13: Dallas Mavericks (Kelly Olynyk) -- traded to Boston

Dallas better get Howard now that they're dumping the 13th pick for second round picks.

Olynyk is a rarity for a draft pick in that his wingspan is less than his height. That's a good sign, right?

14: Utah Jazz (Shabazz Muhammad)

Not sure what to make of Shabazz. Even without the age debacle his stats are underwhelming. But we condemn Shabazz for being a year older and ignore when guys are juniors or seniors?

A year ago, people thought Shabazz would be the number one pick, but he almost fell out of the lottery.

15-21: mid to late first round

Milwaukee picks Giannis Antetokounmpo: Most people who have been raving about the this Greek kid haven't seen him play, and I am among those people. So I won't say anything.

Mavs are dumping another pick: 16th to Atlanta. They're really burning the assets here.

My favorite non-lottery guy, Lucas "Bebe" Nogueira, goes to Atlanta. He's seven feet tall with a huge 9' 6" standing reach, which is better than everyone in the league but JaVale McGee and 2013 pick Rudy Gobert (there are also a few guys who haven't been measured like Hibbert who could have higher reaches.)

More love pertaining to "Bebe:" he put up good stats in the toughest league outside the NBA and he's still very young. Stats from good Euro leagues translate better than the NCAA. What's not to love?

Half of the Hawks roster will be 2013 draft guys.

Dennis Schroeder is 100% blacker than you'd expect.

The 18th pick has a complicated backstory. The Mavericks got the pick from Atlanta, who got the pick from Houston, who got the pick from the Nets. Larkin was taken, and he was the annual draft combine phenom.

Karasev, taken by Cleveland, looks like one of those international steals.

"Why don't you give Shabazz a Brooklyn welcome?" Shabazz unexpectedly comes out of the back room, where Stern is summoned like the Smoke Monster on Lost, to shake hands, even though he was picked a few slots ago.

Where was he? Did he only want to go on stage if he was picked at least in the middle of the first round? Did he go out to a 7/11 for some beer for the younger draft picks? Did he get lost?

22-30: late first round

I'm not sure why the Nets fans are excited about Mason Plumlee.

"Your enthusiasm is dwindling." Stern's lines were written by Hans Gruber.

I've never heard of Solomon Hill, but since this is the internet let me tell you how good he'll become.... (Indiana's pick.)

Knicks fans really excited about the Tim Hardaway Jr. pick. It'll take them a couple days to figure out what the "Jr." stands for.

Why did Jalen Rose say, "Doctor is in," with that annoying voice? That was the worst catchphrase I've ever heard.

The Nuggets select the guy with the biggest wingspan officially recorded. Rudy Gobert is basically a condor.

Spurs have a fascination with France that lasts: they take a guy from French Guiana.

With David Stern's last draft pick and an end to an era, the Phoenix Suns take an international player, fitting for the cap on his reign, the Serbian Nemanja Nedovic.

He got a standing ovation!

"This concludes the first round ... my 30th first round."

They'er booing Adam Silver. The torch has been passed. And with that, I'm ending the 2013 draft diary, a tradition started by Bill Simmons, who spent the evening on stage with Magic Johnson and other draft hosts. It's been a weird night. But as this has been the end of an era, a new one is dawning.